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We all need the occasional break from, well… from all of this *gestures vaguely*. So let’s have another big round up of jokes. We hope you enjoy this list of one-liners, gags and utter silliness from some great comedians. Milton Jones: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. […]
British families hoping to escape the damp, grey misery of the UK for the slightly warmer, slightly less damp misery of Europe are now finding that a luxury all-inclusive in Spain is almost as financially ruinous as a week of DIY pasta and passive-aggression in a timber shed in Center Parcs. Prices for summer holidays
The UK and France have finally found common ground in their approach to Channel crossings, announcing a bold new “one-in-one-out” system inspired by the playground economics of Panini sticker swaps.
The North Pole has shocked many this week, with the announcement that Santa doesn’t have a naughty list, despite repeated promises that it was going to be released.
We all know what real evil is. Nazis, serial killers, deliberately starving refugees – stuff like that. But there are plenty of things that have an air of evil without being anywhere near that scale, such as putting After Eight wrappers back in the box when you’ve eaten the mint, you absolute monster! It’s those […]
Another day, another example of why Donald Trump shouldn’t be in a role that requires him to represent the US on the world stage. At a meeting with African leaders, he singled out Liberian President Joseph Boakai when he commented on his grasp of English. Trump to the President of Liberia: “Such good English. Where […]
President Macron of France is currently in the UK on a state visit. During a banquet in his honour, he announced that his country would be lending the Bayeux Tapestry, which depicts the events of the Norman conquest in 1066, to come to the UK for display at the British Museum. We are lending Britain […]
If you didn’t see American Idol star and singer-songriter Jax Miskanic – @jaxwritessongs – on the show that made her name, you may recognise her from the time she went viral for pranking her parents with a very funny custom-written song. @jaxwritessongs Doing the Scholarship Prank on my parents…in song 😂 #scholarshipprank #scholarship #foryou ♬ […]
If you’ve ever worked an office job you know there’s nothing worse than zoning out during a boring meeting only to be called upon to answer what appears to be a pressing question. The problem: you have no idea what they were just talking about. And the whole room is now staring at you expectantly. […]
We’ve featured a fair few funny takedowns from PMQs over the years, but we can’t remember one quite so good as this one. It’s Keir Starmer managing a brutal takedown of Nigel Farage before the Reform UK party leader had even stood up to ask his question. Credit was divided between speaker Lindsay Hoyle for […]
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