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A phone call between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin could last for days it has been revealed, after neither party wanted to hang up because they just enjoy talking to each other too much.

Israel has defended its bombing of an entire building in Palestine, insisting it was entirely proportionate response given the building was the source of a completely unprovoked and highly damning TripAdvisor review on the state of Israel.

After Liz Kendall announced a £5bn cut to the benefits bill, a visibly foaming local man, Simon Williams, lambasted the government’s heartlessness for doing exactly what he claimed to want in the run-up to the election.

Donald Trump is in complete disbelief today after UFC fighter Conor McGregor replaced him as being the worst person in the room.

The Irish are celebrating St Porcelain, the patron saint of hangovers, this morning.

Homeowner Sharon Williams has today begun to wonder if the impossible has finally happened, and she now finds herself owning too many cushions.