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US President Donald Trump has today claimed that his first 100 days in office has actually only been 10 days.
Fresh from his election triumph, Canada’s newly-minted Prime Minister Mark Carney has wasted no time in making a bold geopolitical move, offering California the chance to ditch the United States and join the “cooler, calmer” Canadians instead.
Never have we written so much about an election in Canada, but never – it’s fair to say – has an American president been so determined to make their neighbour the 51st state of the United States. Except it turns out all of Donald Trump’s best efforts had the worse (for him) possible effect, catapulting […]
We cross now to the richest man in the world, who is in charge of the tech bros rummaging through Americans’ private information, looking for things to cut. In case you hadn’t spotted his hilarious joke – the badge number is 69420, which must be the height of comedy if you’re a teen boy at […]
Donald Trump is no stranger to a foreign country trying to interfere in a nation’s democratically held elections, but that’s enough about Russia for the moment. The US president, as you will know, is pathologically determined to make Canada the 51st state of the United States, and said as much on the eve of Canada’s […]
The Vatican have announced the participants who will take part to appoint the new Pope, and alongside the expected religious figures will be Wayne Rooney, Pete Doherty and wee Jimmy Krankie.
It’s getting on for five months now since Donald Trump returned to the White House and in that short time many elements of American democracy, such as it is, have changed beyond recognition. From arrested judges to unprecedented executive orders, the rule of law has basically been replaced by the rule of Trump, and nothing […]
There’s a popular reddit page called r/TwoSentenceHorror dedicated to very short horror stories written by redditors aiming to provide ‘bite-sized scares’. Some of them are really quite good and imaginative, to be fair. But that’s not why we’re here. We’re here for the less successful tales of terror which are still entertaining but in a […]
Liverpool FC have won the Premier League title with four matches still to play, leaving fans ecstatic and Merseyside fireworks retailers all set until Bonfire Night. WE’VE DONE IT!!!!!!!!! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/5gKRKDeHN8 — Liverpool FC (@LFC) April 27, 2025 Of course, it hasn’t gone down well with some of their rivals – most notably, but not […]
At the time of writing, Mark Carney’s Liberal Party is projected to win the Canadian general election, although it isn’t yet clear whether he will have a majority. His main opponent, the Conservative Pierre Poilievre, who was the favourite to sweep the boards just a few months ago, is said to be in a sombre […]
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