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As the possibility of the US taking Greenland by force escalates by the hour, the White House sent Propaganda Barbie into the briefing room to field questions with her unyielding loyalty to the Maga party line. Karoline Leavitt, to give her her proper name, seemed extremely tense when asked about developments in Venezuela, now that […]

US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – RFK Jr. – is shaking up the American diet, widely acknowledged to be particularly unhealthy. His new dietary guidelines for Americans take a different view of the food pyramid, pushing a more 1950s approach to food, shying away from the ultra-processed foods that are known to cause […]

The start of a new year is a popular time to pick up a new hobby. But if you’re in the market for one, choose carefully. That’s because, sadly, it seems that lots of hobbies are filled with people you wouldn’t want to hang out with normally. To help you steer clear of the worst […]

January 6, 2021 was one of the most embarrassing and depressing days in American history. Naturally, Donald Trump thinks it’s all just another attempt to make him look bad. Which brings us to the current White House’s just released new “official timeline” of January 6th, which completely exonerates Trump, his followers, and the “peaceful protest” […]

In the world of work, appearances can be everything. So long as the front of house looks good then everyone’s happy. As we all know though, appearances can be deceiving. Seemingly smooth-running operations usually rely on behind-the-scenes chaos, which prompted Redditor PiNK_PUSSY69420 to find out more by asking: ‘People who work in ‘behind-the-scenes’ jobs (hotels, […]

Is there a doctor in the house? And do they take insurance? Actually, check that. Just make sure they take solid gold bars and everything will be fine. Sound reasonable? It does to the President of the United States. Nothing else would explain Donald Trump’s recent take on health care, a system that he has […]

Say what you will about Donald Trump, you can’t deny he’s a great con man. He’s twice figured out how to get more than half of the United States to vote for him as President. But this might be his best job yet at motivating people to get off the couch and vote. Trump: “You […]

If there’s one things humans love, it’s piling unnecessary pressure on ourselves to achieve things that are ultimately pointless. And it’s a trait that has been supercharged by social media and the constant comparisons we now make with each other. But, honestly, are these so-called wins ever worth the bother, once you’ve got a basic […]

While we wait to find out which country Donald Trump will invade next, Andrew Tate’s been having a long, hard think about America’s capture of the Venezuelan president and it’s apparent determination to do something similar with Greenland. And while it might be the hardest four minute or so listen in your lives, it’s (almost) […]