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President Donald Trump has today reassured nervous markets that the Federal Reserve will continue to enjoy “total independence”, provided, of course, its governors obey his every command like well-trained Labradors.
An Israeli General has been left fizzing with excitement after realising that he’d found a hospital in Gaza that no one had bombed yet. “I can’t believe it. There’s this bit of Gaza, it’s about a hundred metre strip just by the coast in the North and, it has a small hospital that doesn’t appear
On Tuesday, Nigel Farage revealed Reform UK’s five-year plan, in the event of them winning the next general election. It was a bold move. Since they ousted Rupert Lowe, and James Murdock resigned after the announcement that he was being investigated for problematic business practices, they can’t even raise a five-MP plan, never mind a […]
The image of a cantankerous old person is something of a cliche. But if a recent r/AskReddit thread is anything to go by, it’s not entirely without merit. From pointless serving fees to the rise of influencers, it seems like there are lots of things that rub seniors up the wrong way. And we know […]
Never mind Labubus, it’s the delulus we’re more concerned with – or, more specifically, the one currently blinging up the White House like it’s a Christmas project for Kirstie Allsopp. That’s right – we mean Donald ‘Putin’s lapdog’ Trump. Here he is indulging one of his many flights of fancy, as though fact-checking didn’t exist. […]
Israel is working hard to ensure the international community remembers that they are the good guys, by killing at least 20 people, including five journalists, at the Nasser hospital in Khan Yunis in southern Gaza.
There’s nothing worse than getting roasted by your friend group after a bad haircut. So imagine if your friend group was the entirety of the millions of users with Twitter accounts and a bottomless reservoir of GIFs. That’s what the rapper Future is currently enduring since revealing his new gray do. Yall fw Future’s new […]
In a press conference that ranged from the President of the USA insisting that many people would like a dictator, to him telling the assembled reporters that nobody used magnets until 20 years ago, it’s tough to say what is and isn’t normal for Trump anymore – but this rambling discourse about fish very probably […]
The famous London street festival has once again ended with badly written tirades associating petty crime with black culture.
Keanu Reeves’ most famous quote might be, “Whoa!” But he has so much more going on inside that beautiful head of his. We all love the veteran actor. He’s been in our lives for so long and has played so many iconic parts. And yet beneath the surface lies a profound wisdom that the general […]
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