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Jennifer Arcuri gained fame when it became apparent that the private IT lessons Boris Johnson claimed she had been giving him weren’t teaching him anything about internet security, or saving WhatsApp messages that might be useful to the Covid Inquiry. After he pressed CTRL, ALT, DEL on their relationship, she wrote a tell-all memoir that […]

Such is the state of Donald Trump these days that when he stands (or sits) to make a public address it is difficult, nay impossible, to predict where his ramblings will take him next. But not often have his unexpected diversions been quite so stomach turning as this one. It’s the moment during the president’s […]

Jeremy Clarkson is now better known for his exploits down the farm than he is on a test track, and was especially vocal you will remember supporting farmers against the suggestion that they should pay inheritance tax like the rest of us. We mention him because Clarkson has now banned Labour MPs (well, all but […]

Elon Musk likes nothing better than telling people on Twitter how basically the whole of the UK is going to hell in a handcart. And that includes hideously lawless London, obviously, often also the focus of Musk’s on-off and now apparently on again best mate, Donald Trump, neither of whom have any time whatsoever for […]

It must be exhausting to have to spend the holiday season hunting for things to complain about. Things on the list so far include – People calling mince pies ‘mince pies’, rather than Christmas pies, Christmas tree packaging describing the tree, rather than explicitly explaining that they’re Christmas trees, A woman wearing a hijab in […]

Over on TikTok, Linda Catalina shared a video of a book she’s bought to give as a Christmas gift. In fact, she’s bought several. Brace yourselves …incoming Maga A.I. slop. @lindacatalinaaa How hilarious is this book the Birth of Jesus narrated by Trump and it’s written exactly how he talks. I got a few of […]

The MP for Great Yarmouth, former Reform UK leading light Rupert Lowe has made us all regret the extended character limit now available to X Premium members by writing a novelette about London supposedly being a sh*thole. Not in those words. Not quite. London used to be the best city in the world. I loved […]

Vivian Jenna Wilson, the estranged eldest daughter of Elon Musk, is a successful model, a popular social media influencer, and – the one thing Musk would love to be but isn’t – very funny. She’s also trans – a fact that the tech billionaire seems unwilling or unable to accept. In a recent comment on […]

Reddit sells itself as the heart of the internet, but most people would agree that it’s more of a refuge for sarcastic contrarians than a place of sincere advice. However a question set by meh2280 bucks that trend. Posted on r/AskReddit, this query brought out the best side of the website and provided some genuinely […]