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Let’s check in on this week’s ever-growing band of bros trying to save the great British Christmas from being cancelled. Enter patriot Liam Tuffs, a podcaster and host of The Dozen with Liam Tuffs. You might remember Liam from going viral a few months back trying to shake a police officer’s hand. This week, Liam […]
The Nobel Committee has announced the launch of a brand-new award, the Nobel Golden Boot, after concluding that if FIFA is now handing out peace prizes, then absolutely nothing means anything anymore, and everyone may as well be having a go.
FIFA has confirmed it has accidentally invented a new unit of international diplomacy after presenting Donald Trump with its first-ever “World’s Bestest President” award, an honour specifically designed to make one man very happy and several billion people quietly ask what on earth they just watched.
Dubai-based patriot Ant Middleton is not a man to let facts or reality get in the way of his arguments. Last week, he was promising to change things up as London Mayor when he gets to the House of Commons (yes, you did just grow 87% dumber by reading that sentence, sorry). This week, he […]
Donald Trump, as he tells us repeatedly, is the Peace President (hey, stop sniggering down the back; we said “PEACE” President). As he waits another year to learn if he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, the US president can make do with FIFA’s inaugural Peace Prize. FIFA President Gianni Infantino presented Trump with the […]
With no reliable water supply for the best part of a week, Outraged of Tunbridge Wells is genuinely outraged. And they’re not happy about it.
Reform MP and noted intellectual Jeremy Thickhead has spoken out against Christmas Pudding being renamed ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding.’
In just over a week, at the time of writing, the triple threat that is actor, dancer and singer Dick Van Dyke will turn 100. He is a legitimate legend of the stage and screen, thanks to his performances in works such as Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Dick Van Dyke Show – […]
When watching an old film or TV show, it can be shocking to see that certain addictions were once a regular part of daily life. But while habits like smoking have largely been sidelined, they’ve been replaced by other bad habits. Over on Twitter @Strictlyirene was keen to hear which addictions have been fully normalised […]
It wasn’t all that long ago that the Secretary of Defence, Pete Hegseth, accidentally included a member of the press in a private group chat on the public platform, Signal, that was discussing top secret war plans. Boy was that embarrassing. It’s not as if things couldn’t get any worse for this current Administration from […]
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