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Remember the episode of the Joe Rogan Experience where he and Elon Musk smoked weed, like a couple of naughty schoolboys at the back of the bike sheds? Well, we have reason to suspect that Joe Rogan hasn’t put the spliff down since, because here’s his hot religious take, as shared with American Alchemy host […]

It’s hard to decide which type of rant is more off-putting when it’s coming from White House Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt. Option A: she is asked a question and defensively berates a reporter to deflect blame. Option B: an entirely pre-written speech she can’t look up from as she regurgitates the words written for her […]

The White House fell really foul of singing star Sabrina Carpenter on Tuesday, when they used her hit Juno as the backdrop to a video montage of ICE arresting people. We won’t share the clip, but here’s a screenshot of the sort of horrible scene they were making light of. This was her understandable response. […]

What is the point of life? It’s a tricky question. Some people think that believing in God – whichever your religion has decided is the most important – is the thing that confers meaning and goodness on our existences, despite the fact that they also seem to be in charge of fire, plague, pestilence and […]

Part-time puppy-killer, full-time Trump-licker and, astonishingly, the Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem has clearly had a shame bypass at some point during her 54 years. It would take a complete lack of shame to go out cosplaying on ICE raids, to pretend that a man the Trump regime had illegally arrested had MS-13 tattooed […]

There’s a reason that Consumer Reports rated Tesla 27th out of 28 vehicle manufacturers for reliability, and it isn’t because they’re part of a deep state conspiracy to stop Elon Musk from building a Death Star, or whatever his engineers are working on. There have been so many problems with the Cybertruck that we suspect […]

Going to the office and having to get through your own tedious workload is bad enough, but when a colleague asks you to do something extra, well, that’s the worst. But how can you say no in a way that does not see you in your line manager’s office for a disciplinary? It’s a tricky […]

Arizon Senator Mark Kelly has been under attack by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump lately. The two doofuses in charge of America’s armed forces are claiming that Kelly has betrayed his country with an act of sedition by *checks notes* reminding members of the U.S. Military that they don’t need to follow unlawful or illegal […]

Another White House press conference with Donald Trump’s press secretary Karoline Leavitt, and another afternoon spent decoding her particular brand of double talk. This time the conversation was about the missile attack on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Caribbean Sea. Leavitt found herself defending the second strike, a second strike that murdered the […]

And the buck passing continues. Yesterday, Donald Trump threw his Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, under the bus for the highly dubious boat strike in the Caribbean Sea. Today, Hegseth is taking one out of his boss’s playbook and shifting blame to Admiral Mitch Bradley. Although Hegseth’s approach involves a cowardly attempt at praise to […]