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David Lammy has moved to reassure the public that they have “absolutely nothing to worry about” following his announcement that jury trials will be quietly fed into the justice system’s shredder, beginning with offences carrying sentences of less than three years.
With all the news about the White House lying about Venezuelan boat strikes, Trump falling asleep in his own cabinet meeting, and Kristi Noem thanking the president for preventing hurricanes, you could be forgiven for missing his ‘major announcement’. President Donald J. Trump is ensuring every young American family shares in America’s success – empowering […]
However sophisticated our tastes become as we grow up, there’s always one meal that can make us feel as warm and happy as we did as kids, be it a plate of Smash, a tube of Smarties or a tapioca pudding. They’ve been discussing this with misty eyes over on the AskUK subreddit after Phyllis_dear […]
Remember the episode of the Joe Rogan Experience where he and Elon Musk smoked weed, like a couple of naughty schoolboys at the back of the bike sheds? Well, we have reason to suspect that Joe Rogan hasn’t put the spliff down since, because here’s his hot religious take, as shared with American Alchemy host […]
It’s hard to decide which type of rant is more off-putting when it’s coming from White House Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt. Option A: she is asked a question and defensively berates a reporter to deflect blame. Option B: an entirely pre-written speech she can’t look up from as she regurgitates the words written for her […]
The White House fell really foul of singing star Sabrina Carpenter on Tuesday, when they used her hit Juno as the backdrop to a video montage of ICE arresting people. We won’t share the clip, but here’s a screenshot of the sort of horrible scene they were making light of. This was her understandable response. […]
What is the point of life? It’s a tricky question. Some people think that believing in God – whichever your religion has decided is the most important – is the thing that confers meaning and goodness on our existences, despite the fact that they also seem to be in charge of fire, plague, pestilence and […]
Part-time puppy-killer, full-time Trump-licker and, astonishingly, the Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem has clearly had a shame bypass at some point during her 54 years. It would take a complete lack of shame to go out cosplaying on ICE raids, to pretend that a man the Trump regime had illegally arrested had MS-13 tattooed […]
There’s a reason that Consumer Reports rated Tesla 27th out of 28 vehicle manufacturers for reliability, and it isn’t because they’re part of a deep state conspiracy to stop Elon Musk from building a Death Star, or whatever his engineers are working on. There have been so many problems with the Cybertruck that we suspect […]
Going to the office and having to get through your own tedious workload is bad enough, but when a colleague asks you to do something extra, well, that’s the worst. But how can you say no in a way that does not see you in your line manager’s office for a disciplinary? It’s a tricky […]
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